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“My housemate is a surgeon, so he decided to fix my labrador’s torn plush bear. She was very concerned during the procedure.” - UrbanCoyote
hey what’s up i miss everyone on here
how much did you sell your URL for?
1 billion US dollars
When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.”
Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.
Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.
biology teacher: the human body functions thanks to various different systems, composed of organs which are made up of cells
me, an anarchist: yikes.. that’s a bit too hierarchical for me :/